COUPLE LOSES $880,000 ON FOX GAME SHOW DUE TO FAULTY RESEARCH.

So....
FOX NETWORK.
We've all heard the same song and dance on the shady things they will showcase on their network and how in the relatable opinions of others they may have a sheisty way of running the network. But I am outraged that most recently, I was watching the networks new show "Million Dollar Drop" & after seeing a couple lose $880,000 dollars of a question due to what I have personally found to be faulty research I think the company to should apologize to viewers, and the contestants and reward them with an $880,000 restitution. The question was "Which item was sold in stores first?" The given answer choices were: a. McIntosh computer b. Sony Walkman and c. Post-It notes.

The couple proceeded to play the money all on post-its. They were very confident in their answers up until the money was dropped and not declared the correct answer when placed out of the three it indeed was.

The couple ended up playing their last $20,000 and lost it thus, walking away with nothing when they SHOULD have been able to play with way more than what they had. Post-It Notes were first launched in 1977, don't believe me? Google it and you'll see the answer on answers.com

The way I see it? The country is in a recession and here is a network with a game show reasonably claiming that if we play the game, they'll pay us money making it fun for the contestants and the viewers. But if they're just using millions of dollars to tease people they should either do their damn research or think of a new gimmick.

His Blob. Your Blob. My Blob

A Boy and his blob.

??

A Boy and his jizz?

-sounds more reasonable. I mean what on earth would posess somebody to come up with this kind of thing? 

I thought it was quite humorous myself. So, I felt I would share it with the public.

For ALL  your ejaculatory needs! "A Boy and his blob" is for sale at Wal-Mart for $15.00 Packed with fun-filled stimulating images that are sure to get your rocks off! 
Availability status: In Stock
Console: Wii (that way you're sure to have at least 1 hand free) 

Circling the drain in an overflowing pool

I feel the need to desensitize myself from my current reality.
I feel the need to be calm and breathe.
I feel the need to accept all and be at peace with things.
I feel the need to find a real sense of tranquility.
-
Oh.
-
Breathe.
-
B-R-E-A-T-H-E
-
OH.
-
I feel the need to kick your fucking face in.
I feel the need to run over you with my car, back up, & do it again.
I feel the need to hogtie you with your own hair and roast you over a spit-fire.
I feel the need to tell you things won't work out for you out of spite.
I feel the need to scream at you until I lose my own voice.
I feel the need to emasculate you in a VERY public way.
I feel the need to take a louisville slugger to your precious car.
I feel the need to punch your lights out and strangle you with my belt.
I feel the need to steal your identity and fuck with your credit.
-
B-R-E-A-T-H-E
-
1...2...3...4...4...5..6.7...8...9..........10


I am livid.
I am angered.
I am enraged.
I am pissed.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9............10


God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to know the difference.

Love Street- Tomorrows Bad Seeds

Sketch22

Do I -
have to strangle you with a microphone wire to get my point across?
turn up the volume and start a fire 
At the time there were only raindrops on the glass windowpane
but now theres smoke comin out in clouds
Let's snap our fingers and dance together
burn together, run together
to the sea where freedom is actually free.


Do you wanna burn down the town with me?
Wanna run away with me?
Wrap your arms around me and we'll burn together
I won't let you burn out. 


Sway like reeds in the wind 
Bend like the river
Be vocal like a singer
Close your eyes and find an unfamiliar place, that oh-so familiar place. 
Breathe
Breathe
Breathe

Could tea be a religion?...please?

Between frequent nursing, aches & pains, creative thoughts running rampant through my head, hormones running rampant through my body and all the stresses of new motherhood-ism I have little time to actually think of having any real time to myself. I am constantly moving with my son between our house and grandmas, sleep deprivation has definitely taken hold because I'm beginning to feel that sense of being "awake" when I've really had no sleep and I can't seem to find the energy or discipline to do what every parenting book tells me to do..."rest when baby rests". For instance, Kaiden has been asleep for a definite portion of today and I find that I have stayed up all the way since his 6 am feeding with the exception of maybe a 20min nap with him in the living room chair.


But, now he sits calmly in his chair, me rocking him with my left foot and I can sit and write. I've even managed to make a cup of tea. Ah, tea. Tea is this wonderful thing that seems to have been bred into my family. Although I can be known for sucking down so much Rockstar that I actually would buy it by the case and buy ridiculous Starbucks drinks with excessive amounts of espresso in them, most of family is full of "tea people" not "coffee people". I can't honestly remember the last time I REALLY enjoyed a cup of tea since Kaiden was born, of course I'm not sure that I've even had the time to make tea since he was born. Maybe getting up at 6am due to pre-birth insomnia to enjoy some was my best bet and that happened maybe twice. Kind of like my whole swimming regimen, happened 2 days in a row and not since. 


But, I can honestly say that I really enjoy being able to write and actually enjoy my tea without the fear of spilling a hot liquid on my son or having to worry about it getting cold because I don't have the time to drink it. 
Honestly people if you have any sort of "me" time, take it from me, whether it's tea, coffee, a good book or even good sex - take it. Who knows when you may get the chance to TRULY enjoy it again. lol

Dirty Heads Knows that I